Fun and Funny Easter Quotes...

Fun and Funny Easter Quotes

"Those have a short Lent, who owe
money to be paid at Easter."
- Benjamin Franklin

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate
now and then doesn't hurt!"
- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later
because then you get stuff cheaper."
- Amy Sedaris

"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in
Chicago for the past two months, and you know how
it is, yelling for help on the way home every night.
Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time,
for bunnies, the little kids use porcupines."
- Fred Allen

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas."
- Jack Handy

"Alzheimer's Advantage #2: You can
hide your own Easter eggs."
- Author Unknown

"There's nothing better than a good friend,
except a good friend with CHOCOLATE."
- Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"



"Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way.

Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
A basketful of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay.

He's got jelly beans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue.
There's an orchid for your mommy,
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy Easter Day!"
- from the 1971 TV special, "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"