Easter Puns...

Easter Puns

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A. A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Then it would be a foot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.

Q. "Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?"
A. "Looks like the back stroke."

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny

Q. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.

Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.

Joke - What is Easter?

What is Easter?

Three fools died and are at the Pearly Gates of Heaven. St. Peter tells them that they
can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first fool,
"What is Easter?"

He replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together,
eats turkey, and are thankful... "

"Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second fool the same question,
"What is Easter?"

The second one replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree,
exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."

St. Peter looks at the second fool, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she's wrong,
and then peers over his glasses at the third fool and asks, "What is Easter?"

The third fool smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."

"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.

"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus
and his disciples were eating at the Last Supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned
over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was
stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails
through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."

St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.

Then he continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out...
and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."

Easter Knock - Knocks...

Easter Knock - Knocks

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any
more ether bunny jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about
all these ether bunnies?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo “beep, beep”… run over
all the ether bunnies.

Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry – all the Ether bunnies
will be back again next year!

Fun and Funny Easter Quotes...

Fun and Funny Easter Quotes

"Those have a short Lent, who owe
money to be paid at Easter."
- Benjamin Franklin

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate
now and then doesn't hurt!"
- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later
because then you get stuff cheaper."
- Amy Sedaris

"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in
Chicago for the past two months, and you know how
it is, yelling for help on the way home every night.
Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time,
for bunnies, the little kids use porcupines."
- Fred Allen

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas."
- Jack Handy

"Alzheimer's Advantage #2: You can
hide your own Easter eggs."
- Author Unknown

"There's nothing better than a good friend,
except a good friend with CHOCOLATE."
- Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"



"Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way.

Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
A basketful of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay.

He's got jelly beans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue.
There's an orchid for your mommy,
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy Easter Day!"
- from the 1971 TV special, "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"