Fun and Funny Easter Quotes...

Fun and Funny Easter Quotes

"Those have a short Lent, who owe
money to be paid at Easter."
- Benjamin Franklin

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate
now and then doesn't hurt!"
- Lucy Van Pelt in Peanuts by Charles M. Schulz

"My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later
because then you get stuff cheaper."
- Amy Sedaris

"I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in
Chicago for the past two months, and you know how
it is, yelling for help on the way home every night.
Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time,
for bunnies, the little kids use porcupines."
- Fred Allen

"Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas."
- Jack Handy

"Alzheimer's Advantage #2: You can
hide your own Easter eggs."
- Author Unknown

"There's nothing better than a good friend,
except a good friend with CHOCOLATE."
- Linda Grayson, "The Pickwick Papers"



"Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Easter's on its way.

Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
A basketful of Easter joy,
Things to make your Easter
Bright and gay.

He's got jelly beans for Tommy,
Colored eggs for sister Sue.
There's an orchid for your mommy,
And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!

Here comes Peter Cottontail
Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
Hippity hoppity,
Happy Easter Day!"
- from the 1971 TV special, "Here Comes Peter Cottontail"

Easter Quotes...

Easter Quotes

"And he said to them, 'Do not be amazed; you are looking
for Jesus the Nazarene, who has been crucified. He has risen;
He is not here; behold, here is the place where they laid Him."
- Mark 16:6
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"The resurrection gives my life meaning
and direction and the opportunity to start
over no matter what my circumstances."
- Robert Flatt
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"On Easter Day the veil between time and
eternity thins to gossamer."
- Douglas Horton
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"The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit
Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to go in."
- Peter Marshall
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"If Easter says anything to us today, it says this:
You can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there.
You can nail it to a cross, wrap it in winding sheets
and shut it up in a tomb, but it will rise!"
- Clarence W. Hall
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"Earth's saddest day and gladdest day
were just three days apart!"
- Susan Coolidge
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"Easter spells out beauty, the rare
beauty of new life."
- S.D. Gordon
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"Blue skies with white clouds on summer days.
A myriad of stars on clear moonlit nights. Tulips and
roses and violets and dandelions and daisies. Bluebirds and
laughter and sunshine and Easter. See how He loves us!"
- Alice Chapin
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"Where man sees but withered leaves,
God sees sweet flowers growing."
- Albert Laighton
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"'Twas Easter-Sunday. The full-blossomed trees
filled all the air with fragrance and with joy."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
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"Do not abandon yourselves to despair.
We are the Easter people and hallelujah
is our song."
- Pope John Paul II