Fun and Funny Food Quotes
"Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not
hungry always gets the best of the argument."
- Richard Whately
"Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig."
- Author Unknown
"'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."
- Dave Barry
"Most turkeys taste better the day after;
my mother's tasted better the day before."
- Rita Rudner
"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
- Erma Bombeck
"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was
a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of
the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
- George Bush
"Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days
on nothing but food and water."
- W. C. Fields
"It is after you have lost your teeth that you
can afford to buy steaks."
- Auguste Renoir
"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
- Steven Wright
"An onion can make people cry, but there's never been
a vegetable that can make people laugh."
- Will Rogers