Fun and Funny Food Quotes...

Fun and Funny Food Quotes

"Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not

hungry always gets the best of the argument."

- Richard Whately

"Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken;

A lifetime commitment for a pig."

- Author Unknown

"'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."

- Dave Barry

"Most turkeys taste better the day after;

my mother's tasted better the day before."

- Rita Rudner

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."

- Erma Bombeck

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was

a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of

the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."

- George Bush

"Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days

on nothing but food and water."

- W. C. Fields

"It is after you have lost your teeth that you

can afford to buy steaks."

- Auguste Renoir

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.

So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

- Steven Wright

"An onion can make people cry, but there's never been

a vegetable that can make people laugh."

- Will Rogers