Monday, January 31, 2011

Fun and Funny Food Quotes...

Fun and Funny Food Quotes

"Never argue at the dinner table, for the one who is not
hungry always gets the best of the argument."
- Richard Whately

"Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken;
A lifetime commitment for a pig."
- Author Unknown

"'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'."
- Dave Barry

"Most turkeys taste better the day after;
my mother's tasted better the day before."
- Rita Rudner

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage."
- Erma Bombeck

"I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was
a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of
the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
- George Bush

"Once, during prohibition, I was forced to live for days
on nothing but food and water."
- W. C. Fields

"It is after you have lost your teeth that you
can afford to buy steaks."
- Auguste Renoir

"I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
- Steven Wright

"An onion can make people cry, but there's never been
a vegetable that can make people laugh."
- Will Rogers


  1. Thanks Val. I can relate to the Renior remark.

  2. Val, I loved these. Thanks again for sharing your gifts with us.


  3. brilliant ones - am sharing on my fb page. thanks for these...


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