Monday, January 10, 2011

Famous Witty Insults...

Famous Witty Insults

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
- Oscar Wilde

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker

"He is not only dull himself,
he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson

"He has never been known to use a word that might send
a reader to the dictionary."
- William Faulkner

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play,
bring a friend... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...
if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in reply

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without
any address on it?"
- Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral,
but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain

"I have never killed a man,
but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."
- Clarence Darrow

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening,
but... This wasn't it!!"
- Groucho Marx

1 comment:

  1. Val, most of these I've read before except the envelope without and address. Very funny.


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