Famous Witty Insults...

Famous Witty Insults

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."

- Mae West

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."

- Oscar Wilde

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."

- Forrest Tucker

"He is not only dull himself,

he is the cause of dullness in others."

- Samuel Johnson

"He has never been known to use a word that might send

a reader to the dictionary."

- William Faulkner

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play,

bring a friend... if you have one."

- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...

if there is one."

- Winston Churchill, in reply

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without

any address on it?"

- Mark Twain

"I didn't attend the funeral,

but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

- Mark Twain

"I have never killed a man,

but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure."

- Clarence Darrow

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening,

but... This wasn't it!!"

- Groucho Marx