Fun and Funny Quotes About Life
"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea
that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill
"There are good days and there are bad days,
and this is one of them."
- Lawrence Welk
"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting
what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde
"After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space
would say, "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.'"
- William S. Burroughs
"Life is like eating artichokes: you have got to go
through so much to get so little."
- Thomas Aloysius Dorgan
"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win
you're still a rat."
- Lily Tomlin
"Life doesn't imitate art - it imitates bad television."
- Woody Allen
"When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Mark Twain
"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."
- Herbert Samuel
"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
- Truman Capote