Monday, January 3, 2011

Fun and Funny Quotes About Life...

Fun and Funny Quotes About Life

"Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea
that life is serious."
- Brendan Gill

"There are good days and there are bad days,
and this is one of them."
- Lawrence Welk

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting
what one wants, and the other is getting it."
- Oscar Wilde

"After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space
would say, "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER.'"
- William S. Burroughs

"Life is like eating artichokes: you have got to go
through so much to get so little."
- Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win
you're still a rat."
- Lily Tomlin

"Life doesn't imitate art - it imitates bad television."
- Woody Allen

"When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
- Mark Twain

"An autobiography is the story of how a man thinks he lived."
- Herbert Samuel

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."
- Truman Capote


  1. Hi Valerie! I stumbled upon your blog today (LOVE the title, by the way) while looking for “spiritual quotes on receiving” (your Dec 21, 2008 entry, specifically), and am now your newest follower! I too love quotes, am dealing with chronic pain, and have three children (boy, boy, girl) who are regularly refered to as the “Three Musketeers!” [Insert Twilight Zone music here.] =D I’m looking forward to following your blog! ~ Lola

  2. Good ones Val. My favorite is the Woody Allen - Life imitates bad television.


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