Joke - The Snowplow...

The Snowplow

One winter morning, a husband and wife in central South Dakota

were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the

announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,

so the snowplows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio

announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street,

so the snowplows can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio

announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.

You must park... "

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset,

and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know

what to do?! Which side of the street do I park on so the snowplows

can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are

married to blonde's exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just

leave it in the garage this time?"