Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Joke - The Dentist...

The Dentist

A man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to
extract a wisdom tooth.

“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.

“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper

“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock
the price down to $60.”

“That’s still too expensive,” the man complains.

“Okay,” says the dentist, "you can save on anesthesia if I simply rip
the tooth out with a pair of pliers. I can knock the price down to $20.”

“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”

“Well,” says the dentist, scratching his head, “if I let one of my
students do it without anesthesia and a pair of pliers, I suppose I can
knock the price down to $10.”

“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”


  1. My dentist is excellent but he's a comedian. When he needs a new drill he claims he calls Black and Dekker.

  2. Hey, Val, now that is a great dental joke! Do your comments work now? I am going to email this back to you. But just wanted to let you know how much I enjoyed it! Love, Merry


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