Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Fun and Funny George Carlin Quotes...

Fun and Funny George Carlin Quotes

"Always do whatever's next."

"What's all this stuff about motivation? I say,
if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation.
You probably need chemical intervention or brain surgery."

"Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little
less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble
seem highly motivated to me."

"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some
form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends.
If they are OK, then it must be you."

"If it's true that our species is alone in the universe,
then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low
and settled for very little."

"In comic strips,
the person on the right always speaks first."

"Think off-center."

"Don't make the same mistake twice seems to indicate three
mistakes, doesn't it? First you make the mistake. Then you
make the same mistake. Then you make the same mistake twice.
If you simply say, 'Don't make the same mistake,'
you'll avoid the first mistake, won't you?"

"I'm not into working out.
My philosophy is no pain, no pain."

"I'm in shape. Round is a shape."

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die,
your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

"The day after tomorrow is the third day of the
rest of your life."


  1. Funny man George Carlin. My favorite is no pain, no pain.

  2. Val, these jokes are so cute.
    I just discovered them and will be back.

    Love and hugs, sweet lady.



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