Joke - Unexpected Knowledge Gained From Movies...

Unexpected Knowledge Gained From Movies

1. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit

a strip club at least once.

2. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of

French bread.

3. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

4. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is

necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to

right every few moments.

5. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which

wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

6. It does not matter if you are heavily out-numbered in a fight

involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack

you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until

you have knocked out their predecessors.

7. Every single person in martial arts film has a black belt

in karate.

8. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious

beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

9. One man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them

than 20 men shooting at one man if he is the hero.

10. Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by

single people with a low wage.