A Bunch of Short Jokes
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A: A stick
Q: What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
A: Quatro sinko
Q: What's the difference between a bad golfer and a
bad skydiver?
A: A bad golfer goes Whack, "Dang!" and a bad skydiver
goes, "Dang," Whack!
Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through
the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.
a) Neurotics build castles in the air.
b) Psychotics live in them.
c) Psychiatrists collect the rent.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey,
we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Larry?!?"
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase
'fire at will'.
A hungry traveler stops at a monastery and is taken to the
kitchens. A brother is frying chips.
"Are you the friar?" he asks.
"No, I'm the chip monk," he replies.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the
bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
Thanks so much for the giggles! Been think about you a lot lately. You're in my prayers. Love, hugs and blessings
ReplyDeleteI like the one about the wife looking through the window. "She's standing in the snow, Jack. Throw her her boots."
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