The Blonde Pilot
A blonde went to a helicopter flight school insisting she wanted to learn
to fly that day.
As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her
on how to pilot the helicopter solo by radio.
He took her out, showed her how to start it, gave her the basics, and
sent her on her way.
After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in. "I'm doing great! I love it!
The view is so beautiful and I'm starting to get the hang of this!"
After 2000 feet, she radioed again saying how easy it was becoming.
The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet and was beginning to
worry that she hadn't radioed in.
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a
He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what
happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got
higher, I was starting to get cold. I can't remember anything after I turned
off the big fan."