Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Joke - Differences in Mean and Women...

Differences in Men and Women

* If Laura, Kate, and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other
Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Make, Dave, and John go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, and Slugger.

Eating Out
* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave, and John will each throw in $20,
even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything
smaller and none will actually admit they want any change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but is on sale.

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving
cream, razor, bar of soap, and a towel.
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting the she won't change, bus she does.

Dressing Up
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash,
answer the phone, read a book and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

* Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

* A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dental
appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.


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