Bite My Eye
A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks, and asks for the total of
his tab. The bartender replies that it is twenty dollars plus tip.
The guy says, "I'll bet you my tab double or nothing that I can bite
The bartender accepts the bet and the guy pulls out his glass eye and
He has a few more drinks and asks for his bill again. The bartender
reports that his bill now is thirty dollars plus tip. He bets the
bartender he can bite his other eye. The bartender accepts knowing
the man can't possibly have two glass eyes.
The guy then proceeds to take out his false teeth and bite his other eye.