Old Woman Driving
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State
Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to
himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on
his lights and pulls the driver over.
Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies – two in
the front seat and three in the back – wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
The driver obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand.
I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?”
“Ma’am,” the officer replies, “you weren’t speeding, but you should know
that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other
“Slower than the speed limit? No sir! I was doing the speed limit exactly -
twenty-two miles an hour, ” the old woman said proudly.
The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that
“22″ was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the
woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
“But before I let you go, Ma’am,” the officer says, “I have to ask,
is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they
haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time.”
“Oh, they’ll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.”