Funny Quotes for President's Day...

Funny Quotes From U.S. Presidents

“An amazing invention -

but who would ever want to use one?”

- Rutherford B. Hayes,

sharing his thoughts on the telephone

"I have often wanted to drown my troubles,

but I can't get my wife to go swimming."

- Jimmy Carter

"I have orders to be awakened at any time

in the case of a national emergency - even

if I'm in a cabinet meeting."

- Ronald Reagan

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character

by his way of eating jellybeans."

- Ronald Reagan

"I have opinions of my own - strong opinions -

but I don't always agree with them."

- George Bush

"People who like this sort of thing will find this

the sort of thing they like."

- Abraham Lincoln

"I don't know who my grandfather was;

I am much more concerned to know what

his grandson will be."

- Abraham Lincoln

"When the President does it,

that means that it's not illegal."

- Richard Nixon

"Things are more like they are now than

they ever were before."

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

"I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around

here at the White House on the outdoor track...

It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the

saddest things about the Presidency."

- George W. Bush

"You lose."

- Calvin Coolidge, after a woman told him she

made a bet that she could get at least three

words of conversation from him

“Blessed are the young,

for they will inherit the national debt.”

- Herbert Hoover