Friday, April 10, 2009

Easter Puns...


Easter Puns

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny

Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.

Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, u
nique up on it.

Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A. A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.

Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Then it would be a foot.

Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.

Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.

Q. "Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?"
A. "Looks like the back stroke."

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny

Q. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.

Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.


2 comments:

  1. I loved these! They are hysterical!
    Merry
    PS Dave found a DEAD (wild) rabbit in our backyard. We don't know what happened. He burried it. Wanted to get in the ground before Kaycee sniffed it, she doesn't chase them like all our other dogs....it's like she thinks, "I've got better things to do and they aren't hurting me." She's a keeper. But we didn't want her getting fleas from the rabbit or something. Our neighbor found and buried one in his yard Sat. But that one had a hole in it's head...somebody shot it. xxxx Merry

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