Monday, April 27, 2009

Fun and Funny Quotes by Charles M. Schulz...





Fun and Funny Quotes by Charles M. Schulz

"If I were a better artist, I'd be a painter,
and if I were a better writer, I'd write books...
but I'm not, so I draw cartoons!"
- Charles Schulz
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“My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim,
no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out.
What am I doing right?”
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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“I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.”
- Charles Schulz
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“I think I've discovered the secret of life -
you just hang around until you get used to it.”
- Sally Brown in "Peanuts"
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“The way I see it, it doesn't matter what you
believe just so you're sincere.”
- Charles Schulz
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“There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.”
- Linus Van Pelt in "Peanuts"
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"All you need is love. But a little chocolate
now and then doesn't hurt."
- In "Peanuts"
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"Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your
life is more interesting than it really is."
- Charles Schulz
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"To live is to dance, to dance is to live."
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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"In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."
- Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
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"Dear IRS, Please remove me from your mailing list."
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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"Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, 'Why me?'
Then a voice answers, 'Nothing personal, your name just
happened to come up.'"
- Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
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"Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.
I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath
and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity."
- Snoopy in "Peanuts"
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"If I were given the opportunity to present a gift
to the next generation, it would be the ability for
each individual to learn to laugh at himself."
- Charles Schulz

3 comments:

  1. "In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back."
    - Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"

    I like this one!
    Hugs,Rose.
    P.S. email me at rjsisti@aol.com if anything appears in your inbox...

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  2. Maturity is deciding not to bite a cat. What could be more profound?

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  3. Val all of these were just priceless and made my day. but my favorite is the one abbout biting the cat. Reminded me of our Bichon Teddy we lost 18 mo. ago. Teddy hated cats! (*or Rabbit's or squirrels or birds) in HIS yard. Thanks Val, for all these gems that brought me so darn much joy. Merrykins

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