Kids are Funny
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember
you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say 'five to six'".
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mum good night. "I love you so much
that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mum explained
it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with
wonder, the little girl asked, "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't
give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked,
"How much do I cost?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mum asked
what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen
with this bedwhen I get married. How will my wife fit in it?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read, "The man named
Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James
asked, "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled
woman her Mum knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why
doesn't your skin fit your face?"
I think this Mum will never forget this particular Sunday sermon...
"Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended towards heaven and a
rapturous look on his upturned face, "Without you, we are but dust... "
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who
was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little
four year-old girl voice, "Mum, what is butt dust?"