Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Joke - How to Install a Redneck Home Security System

How to Install a Redneck Home Security System

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:


Big Momma, Slim and I went for more ammo and some beer. Be back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman this morning and messed
him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all
the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.



  1. That's funny Joy! I think it would work, if the bad guys know how to read!! LOL! Hey...just checking to see if you rec'd the chopsticks? If you posted something or emailed, I must have missed it! Blessings, Lisa

  2. I just realized I called you Joy! I meant Val! But Joy works well for you too, I think! LOL!

  3. The boots, empty ammo boxes would really work! LOL

  4. This is totally hilarious Val! Love it! I announced on my twitter that I got a home security system now at my house, hope the burglars read it. LOL. Well, followers told me that I should've installed it myself, I end up with this article. You've got great stuff here Val, keep it up!



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