More Wacky Warning Labels
These are actual warning labels on products...
Snow Blower - Do not use on roof.
Dishwasher - Do not allow children to play in dishwasher.
Electric Router - Not for use as a dental drill.
Bottle of Sleeping pills - Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Baby stroller - Remove child before folding.
A CD Player - Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.
Hand-held massager - Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.
Laser Printer Cartridge - Do not eat toner.
A Wheelbarrow - Not intended for highway use.
A pair of shin guards - Shin pads cannot protect any part of
the body they do not cover.