Saturday, April 25, 2009

Elderly Humor...

Elderly Humor

Senior Driving

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on
Interstate 77! Please be careful!"

"Heck," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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Fairies & Younger Women

A couple had been married for 35 years and was celebrating the husband's
60th birthday.

During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been
such a loving couple for so many years, she would give them one wish

The wife said, "We've been so poor all these years, and I've never gotten
to see the world. I wish we could travel all over the world."

The fairy waved her wand and, ~POOF~, she had the tickets in her hand.

Next, it was the husband's turn.

He paused for a moment, and then said, "Well, I'd like to be married to a
woman 30 years younger than me."

The fairy waved her wand and, ~POOF~, he was 90.


  1. That'll teach that old fart a lesson.

  2. Hi Val~When I saw your e-mail abt. spam I hoped it wasn't me that hit the key by mistake! If it was I do apologize and certainly don't think your alerts are spam! ;0 I like elder humor! Blessings, Deb ;-)

  3. I loved this one. Dave could not handle me at age 20, I was the boss. Heck, I still am only he doesn't know I know it. Love,


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