You Might Be A Leprechaun If...
* You snicker uncontrollably all through "Darby O'Gill
And The Little People" .
* When you see a rainbow, you get a greedy little look in your eye.
("Arrrr, there's me pot o' gold!")
* You have nothing but Lucky Charms Cereal in your cupboards.
* Every time you get your paycheck, you convert it into
gold coins and bury it somewhere.
* You insist on dancing a jig on your way to work each morning
to the embarrassment of all your friends.
* You've been under a rock for the past few years.
* You despise fairies. ("Wing Envy" if you ask me!)
* You try to pick up women by saying, "Ah, lassie,
you have dazzling kneecaps, you do."
* When drunk, you discourse endlessly on shoes, and annoy folks
by saying things like, "How can ye not know what a grommet is,
lad? You're wearing several on yer feet! What are ye, dumb?"
* Around St. Patrick's Day, you stock up on
Shamrock Shakes at McDonald's.
* When you say something is "magically delicious", it really is.
And the number one way you can tell you might be a Leprechaun:
* You're three feet tall, Irish, have red hair, cuss,
drink, and wear green a lot!