Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes by Famous People

"Be thankful we're not getting all the
government we're paying for."
- Will Rogers
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"I can't understand why I flunked American history.
When I was a kid there was so little of it."
- George Burns
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"The simplest toy, one that even the youngest child
can operate, is called a grandparent."
- Sam Levenson
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"I don't care what is written about me
as long as it isn't true."
- Katherine Hepburn
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"For fast acting relief, try slowing down."
- Lily Tomlin
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"More than ever before, Americans are
suffering from back problems - back taxes,
back rent, back auto payments."
- Robert Orben
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"You can make a lot of money in this game.
Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich
that neither of their husbands work."
- Lee Trevino
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"By all means marry. If you get a good wife,
you'll become happy; if you get a bad one,
you'll become a philosopher."
- Socrates
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"The person who writes for fools is always
sure of a large audience."
- Arthur Schopenhauer
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"Drawing on my fine command of
the language, I said nothing."
- Robert Benchley
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"Coffee isn't my cup of tea."
- Samuel Goldwyn
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"I failed to make the chess team
because of my height."
- Woody Allen
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"At my age, flowers scare me."
- George Burns