Fun and Funny Irish Sayings...

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Fun and Funny Irish Phrases
- by Kashmira Lad

- No man is an Ireland.

- You've got to do your own growing, no matter
how tall your grandfather was.

- The longest road out is the shortest road home.

- The Irish are very fair people, they never
speak well for one another.

- A quarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn,
the more you shake it, the more sour it grows.

- God invented whiskey to keep the Irish
from ruling the world.

- Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential
food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.

- The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the
Scots haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford

- The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

- When anyone asks me about the Irish character,
I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and
misshapen, but ferociously tenacious.

- He is bad that will not take advice, but he is a
thousand times worse that takes every advice.

For every wound, a balm.
For every sorrow, cheer.
For every storm, a calm.
For every thirst, a beer!

- By Kashmira Lad -