Joke - Frank Feldman...

Frank Feldman

A guy walks out to the street and hails a taxi going by. He enters the
cab and has the following conversation with the cabbie:

Cabbie: "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that
to Frank Feldman every single time."

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the tennis
Grand-Slam. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone, danced like a
Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."

Cabbie: "There's more - He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's
birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with.
He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out.
But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like
me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really
knew how to treat a woman to make her feel good. He would never answer her back, even if
she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too -
He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up
to Frank Feldman."

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died. I married his widow."