Saturday, March 21, 2009

Joke - Bye-Bye Lexus

Bye-Bye Lexus

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of the office,
ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he opened the door, a truck came
along, and completely tore off the driver's door! The attorney immediately
grabbed his cell phone, hit speed dial for 911, and had a policeman there
in three minutes. Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the
lawyer started screaming hysterically. He had just picked up the Lexus the
day before, and now it would never be the same, no matter how good a job
the body shop does.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head
in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice
anything else."

"How can you say such a thing?" he responded indignantly.

The cop replied, "You didn't even notice that your left arm is missing from
the elbow down! It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

"OH, NO!" screamed the lawyer in shock. "Where is my Rolex?!"


  1. I worked for that lawyer! LOL

    Most lawyers take a bad rap but you need them when you are in trouble. Heck, my plumber charges more than an attorney!

    Hugs, Rose


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