Funny Quotes on Education
"We're going to have the best-educated
American people in the world."
- Dan Quayle
"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the
full effect of alphabet soup?"
- John Mendosa
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment
prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works
as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be
the smartest race of people on Earth."
- Will Rogers
"If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a
fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him
into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous."
- Desmond Bagley
"College isn't the place to go for ideas."
- Helen Keller
"The only thing that interferes with
my learning is my education."
- Albert Einstein
"Economists report that a college education adds
many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income -
which he then spends sending his son to college."
- Bill Vaughn
"If the Romans had been obliged
to learn Latin, they would never have
found time to conquer the world."
- Heinrich Heine
"I was thrown out of college for cheating
on the metaphysics exam: I looked into
the soul of another boy."
- Woody Allen
"If all the students who slept through
lectures were laid end to end, they'd all
be a lot more comfortable."
- Author Unknown
"Just don't take any class where
you have to read 'Beowulf'"
- Woody Allen