Monday, March 9, 2009

The Blonde and the Horse...

The Blonde & The Horse

A blonde decides to try riding horseback, even though she has had no lessons
or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately
springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the
blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of
the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse and tries to throw
herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and
she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head strikes the ground
over and over again. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments
away from unconsciousness when....

Todd, the Wal-Mart manager, sees her and pulls the horse's plug from the wall.


  1. bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! That's way too funny! Okay, it's a little prejudiced against blondes, but you know this is my favorite joke of yours, LOL! Keep posting, I'm reading, even if I don't always comment...

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  2. A good one Val, I was fooled right to the end. I'm telling a blonde friend.

    Also enjoyed your Irish jokes, especially the ones about Whisky as God's gift asnd the bagpipes.

    That one reminds me of the joke "Why do bagpipers walk when they play? Answer: they're trying to get away from the noise.



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