Fun and Funny Quotes for St. Patrick's Day...

Fun and Funny Quotes for St. Patrick's Day

"In Ireland the inevitable never happens and
the unexpected constantly occurs."
- Sir John Pentland Mahaffy
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"That's the Irish all over - they treat a joke as a
serious thing and a serious thing as a joke."
- Sean O'Casey
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"In order to find his equal, an Irishman
is forced to talk to God."
- Stephen Braveheart
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"This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis
is of no use whatsoever."
- Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)
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"If a man who cannot count finds
a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?"
- Stanislaw J. Lec
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"If you're enough lucky to be Irish,
you're lucky enough!"
- An Irish Saying
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"May the Good Lord take a liking
to you... but not too soon!"
- An Irish Blessing
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"An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto
one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth."
- An Irish Saying
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"When I die I want to decompose in a barrel of porter
and have it served in all the pubs in Ireland."
- J. P. Dunleavy
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"May you live to be a hundred years,
with one extra year to repent."
- An Irish Blessing
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"Saint Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth,
Drove all the snakes from Ireland
Here's a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees
Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see them snakes again!"
- Author Unknown