Joke - The Deaf Wife

The Deaf Wife

A man is talking to his family doctor. "Doc, I think my wife's going deaf,"
he replies.

The doctor answers, "Well, here's something you can try on her to test
her hearing. Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question.
If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again. Keep repeating
this until she answers. Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of
hearing she really is."

The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"

He doesn't hear an answer, so he moves closer to her. "Honey, what's
for dinner?" Still no answer. He repeats this several times, until
he's standing just a few feet away from her.

Finally, she answers, "For the eleventh time, I said we're having
MEATLOAF!"