Thursday, March 11, 2010

St. Patrick's Day Puns...






St. Patrick's Day Riddles and Puns


What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?

Paddy O'Furniture.

What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock.

When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a French fry!

What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A poor horse is going barefoot!

Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers
instead of his red ones?
The red ones were in the wash.

Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks.

What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant.

What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.

What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con.

What is a nuahcerpel?
A leprechaun spelled backwards!


Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Irish!
Irish you a Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

4 comments:

  1. Since I want Santa to come to my house. I decided I better leave a comment.

    I believe everyone is Irish on St. Patty's Day!

    Hugs, Rose

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  4. this is very funny the best part about it all is using an irish accent XD

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