This is not the same joke as yesterday. It is revenge for the men =).
Spring Classes for Women at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Tuesday, March 30, 2010
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents,
class sizes will be limited to 8 participants maximum.
Class 1
Up In Winter, Down In Summer - How To
Adjust A Thermostat
Step by step, with slide presentation
Meets 4 weeks, 2 hours, Monday and Wednesday, 7:00 PM
Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting The Toilet Seat Down
Or Bitching About It For 3 Hours?
Round table discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday, 2 hours, 12:00 PM
Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past A
Wal-Mart Without Stopping?
Group debate
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday, 2 hours, 10:00 PM
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between A
Purse and a Suitcase
Pictures and explanatory graphics
Meets 3 weeks, Saturday, 2:00 PM
Class 5
Curling Irons - Can They Levitate And
And Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday, 2 hours, 7:00 PM
Class 6
How To Ask Questions During Commercials
And Be Quiet During The Program
Help-Line support and support groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday, 7:00 PM
Class 7
Can A Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds
Of Soaps And Shampoos?
Open forum
Monday, 2 hours, 8:00 PM
Class 8
Health Watch -
They Make Medicine For
PMS - USE IT!
Group debate and live testimonials
Three nights - Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
two hours, 7:00 PM
Class 9
I Was Wrong And He Was Right!
Real life testimonials
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM
Location to be determined
Class 10
How To Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes
Without An Insurance Claim
Driving simulations
4 weeks, Saturday, 2 hours, 12:00 PM
Class 11
Learning To Live -
How To Apply Brakes Without Throwing
Passengers Through the Windshield
Tuesday, 7:00 PM
Location to be determined
Class 12
How To Shop By Yourself
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday,
two hours, 7:00 PM
Class 13
How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy -
Remembering To Take A List To The Store And
Avoiding Separate Trips For Each Item Needed
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered
Monday, Wednesday, Friday, two hours, 7:00 PM
Class 14
The Stove/Oven - What It Is And How It Is Used
Live demonstration
Tuesday, 6:00 PM
Location to be determined
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
I'm not going to touch this one with a 10 foot pole.
ReplyDeleteWhere did you get this one?!
John
Okay, some of this is true. But I protest on some of it.
ReplyDeleteMen must put the toilet seat down, because they left it up, and they messed it up in the first place, and we are girls, and we shouldn't have to touch it! I don't care how much time it saves to just put it down ourselves!
We need our soaps and shampoos to look pretty. Doesn't he want us to look pretty?
That is a cheap shot about parallel parking. I am quite good at it, thank you very much. And I can make some mean lasagne, chicken and dumplings, and a great steak dinner, LOL.
Okay, I can't drive past a Wal*Mart without shoppping. But whose perfect?!
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