Wednesday, March 10, 2010

St. Patrick's Day Jokes...

An Irish Bank Robber

It's Saint Patrick's Day and an armed, hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland
and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot,
one brave, Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off revealing the robber's face.

The robber shoots the guy without hesitation!

He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers
is looking straight at him and the robber walks over and calmly shoots him also.

Everyone by now is very scared and looking down at the floor.

"Did anyone else see my face?!" screams the robber.

There is a few moments of silence then one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively
raises his hand and says, "I think me wife may have caught a glimpse.

c g c

Potato Garden

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't
know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it,
and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden! That's where I
buried the GUNS!!!!!"

At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden,
but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and
asking him what to do next.

His son's reply was, "Just plant your potatoes."


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