St. Patrick's Day Riddles and Puns
What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?
What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?
A sham rock.
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
When it's a French fry!
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A poor horse is going barefoot!
Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers
instead of his red ones?
The red ones were in the wash.
Why is a river rich?
Because it has two banks.
What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?
A Jolly Green Giant.
What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?
He gets wet.
What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A leper con.
What is a nuahcerpel?
A leprechaun spelled backwards!
Irish you a Happy Saint Patrick's Day!