Fun and Funny Quotes About Women...

Fun and Funny Quotes About Women


"If women didn't exist,
all the money in the world would have no meaning."
- Aristotle
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"I hate women because they always know where things are."
- James Thurber
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"The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can
always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised."
- Freya Stark
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"A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right,
whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking."
- Malcolm de Chazal
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"We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines.
They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the
general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy
over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'"
- Elayne Boosler
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"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country."
- Elayne Boosler
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"To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love
him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot
and not try to understand her at all."
- Helen Rowland
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"There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works."
- Will Rogers
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"Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half,
double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years
to the age of their best friend."
- Marcel Achard
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"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
- Gloria Steinem