Three Irishmen in Heaven
It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time.
Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by Saint Patrick himself.
The saint said to the boys, "Lads, I'm here to welcome you to Heaven where
you will spend eternity. Just remember one thing, when you go through these
gates, don't step on any of the ducks or you'll be punished for eternity."
Sean went in first and was amazed to see that the entire landscape was
encompassed by ducks, and try as he might, he stepped on one.
He was immediately joined by one of the homeliest colleens he'd ever laid
eyes on, and she said, "Well love, you stepped on a duck and now we're
together for all time."
The exact same thing happened to Michael, only his companion was even
worse for wear. By this time Tim was absolutely terrified. He gingerly
managed to make it most of the way across the court without stepping on
a single duck. Suddenly, his arm was taken by a young lass. Tim looked over
and beheld the most beautiful, graceful, blue-eyed woman he'd ever seen in
all his life. He gasped, "I don't understand it!?!"
The young beauty answered, "Well I'm sure I don't either. I was walking
along minding my own business, when suddenly I stepped on a duck."
Happy St. Patrick's Day!!