Fun and Funny Quotes...

Fun and Funny Quotes


"There's only one good thing about snow,
it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's."
- Clyde Moore
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"Mix in a little foolishness with your serious plans:
It's lovely to be silly at the right moment."
- Horace
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"If people did not sometimes do silly things,
nothing intelligent would ever get done."
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
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"I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall.
If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes I will drop it so that it
achieves its maximum flavor potential."
- Mitch Hedberg
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"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with
your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces."
- Judith Viorst
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"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shishkabobs."
- Mitch Hedberg
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"I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right."
- Billy Crystal
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"It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean."
- Mae West
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"Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty."
- A Sicilian Proverb
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"Psychoanalysis is for hysterical pathological cases,
not for silly, rich American women who should be learning
how to darn socks."
- Sigmund Freud