A Blonde Buys a TV
A blonde went to her local electrical store to buy a TV. She chose one and
brought it to the salesman.
"I would like to buy this small TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
So the blonde hurried home, put her hair up in a bun, put on a hat, and returned
to repeat to the salesman, " I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the salesman replied for a second time.
"Darn!" the lady exploded, "He recognized me!"
She went for a complete disguise this time - a haircut, new hair color, different
clothes, and she waited a few days until she re-entered the electrical store to
"I would like to buy this TV," she exclaimed
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the salesman replied.
Angry and frustrated, the lady shouted, "How do you know I'm a blonde?!!"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.