Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
* It's a tax write-off.
* Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?
* Consider all of the varieties:
scrambled, over easy, hard boiled, etc.
* He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
* He has a secret plan to eliminate the human
race by cholesterol overdose.
* Pressures from the Egg Marketing Board.
* Because if he brought bottle rockets he
would be The Independence Bunny.
* Would you want to hunt for waffles?
* He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.
* Because the Energizer Rabbit got the good job.