Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Joke - Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs...

Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs

* It's a tax write-off.

* Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

* Consider all of the varieties:
scrambled, over easy, hard boiled, etc.

* He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

* He has a secret plan to eliminate the human
race by cholesterol overdose.

* Pressures from the Egg Marketing Board.

* Because if he brought bottle rockets he
would be The Independence Bunny.

* Would you want to hunt for waffles?

* He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

* Because the Energizer Rabbit got the good job.


  1. Dear Val,

    I stumbled upon your blog yesterday, and seeing as yesterday has suddenly become today..and I just looked at my I don't remember how I found you--oh well...not remembering a lot of stuff lately. I wondered where your pain is and how you are feeling...I love to meet others who live with pain, (my pain peeps!) and share our life experiences, helping each other by doing so. I have just recently stopped working, in my beloved career as a Hospice nurse. Trying to find myself..thanks for the laughs. 8^) Really needed that today.
    Gentle Hugs...<3

  2. I can always count on your blog to make me laugh with your jokes. I needed this today!


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