Fun and Funny Sleep Quotes...

In honor of Daylight Saving Time, I have fun and funny sleep quotes
by famous people today. These can be found at Reader's Digest online.
I hope everyone is catching up on their lost hour of sleep. Val =)




Fun and Funny Sleep Quotes


"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one."
- Leo J. Burke
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"Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world.
But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are
born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you."
- Ray Romano
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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."
- Evan Davis
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
- Anthony Burgess
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"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I
woke up the pillow was gone."
- Tommy Cooper
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"Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep."
- Albert Camus
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"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations.
When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
- George Carlin
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"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf
won't get much sleep."
- Woody Allen
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"I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at
four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today."
- George Foreman
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"I feel sorry for people who do not drink. When they wake up in the
morning it is as good as they are going to feel all day."
- Frank Sinatra
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"The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten."
- Norman R. Augustine
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