Showing posts with label the best jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the best jokes. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Joke - Hitch-Hiking





Hitch-Hiking

A guy was hitch-hiking on a very dark and stormy night. It was
getting late and no prospective rides came by. Suddenly he saw
a car roll slowly toward him and stop.

Without a thought, the guy jumped into the back seat and closed
the door, when he suddenly realized there was nobody behind
the wheel! Just then the car started slowly rolling forward again.
He was beginning to get really freaked out when he noticed a curve
in the road ahead. He was just thinking about climbing into the
front seat when a hand mysteriously appeared through the window
and moved the wheel.

The guy, paralyzed in terror, watched how the hand appeared every
time right before a curve.

Gathering his courage, the guy finally jumped out of the car and ran
to the nearest town. Wet and in shock, he went to a restaurant and
started telling everybody about the terrifying experience he had
just gone through.

About half an hour later, two guys walked into the same restaurant.
They were looking around for a table when one said to the other,
"Hey look, isn't that the jerk who got in our car when we were
pushing it?"


Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Joke - Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs...




Why The Easter Bunny Brings Eggs


* It's a tax write-off.

* Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

* Consider all of the varieties:
scrambled, over easy, hard boiled, etc.

* He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

* He has a secret plan to eliminate the human
race by cholesterol overdose.


* Pressures from the Egg Marketing Board.

* Because if he brought bottle rockets he
would be The Independence Bunny.


* Would you want to hunt for waffles?

* He thinks guys should get chicks at least once a year.

* Because the Energizer Rabbit got the good job.