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Father Bragging


Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,
he calls it a poem, they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words
on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes
eight people to collect all the money!”


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I Could Use a Little Money

Dear Father,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard.
With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an't think of anything I need, $o if you would like,
you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love,
Your $on.

After receiving his son's letter, the father immediately
replies by sending a letter back...

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep
even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge
is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

Love,
Dad