Tuesday, June 2, 2009

For Cat Lovers...

For Cat Lovers

=^..^= An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.

=^..^= Anything on the ground is a cat toy. Anything not there yet, will be.

=^..^= At least dogs do what you tell them to do. Cats take a message and get back to you.

=^..^= Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play
with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

=^..^= Cat's motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to make
it look like the dog did it.

=^..^= Cat rule: Bite the hand that won't feed you fast enough.

=^..^= Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments,
but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

=^..^= Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

=^..^= Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit.

=^..^= Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where
to find them. But they don't, so that's all right.

=^..^= Cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up.
Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.

=^..^= Cats know what we feel. They don't care, but they know.

=^..^= Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

=^..^= Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.

=^..^= Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

=^..^= I had to get rid of my wife. The cat was allergic!"


  1. "Testing, testing."

    I like to say that a cat thinks it is the only really ligitimate cat in the world, while the dog thinks everything is a dog.


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