More dad humor...

Short Jokes for Father's Day


"Daddy, Daddy, can I have another glass of water please?"
"But I've given you 10 glasses of water already!"
"Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!"

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Little Johnny: "Dad, can I go to the bathroom?"
Dad: "Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?"
Little Johnny: "But I asked first!"

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When Dad came home he was astonished to see Alec sitting on a
horse, writing something. "What on earth are you doing there?"
he asked.

"Well, the teacher told us to write an essay on our favorite animal.
That's why I'm here and that's why Susie's sitting in the
goldfish bowl!"

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Five-year-old Joey was in the bath tub, and his dad was washing
his hair. He said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You
need a haircut again."

Little Joey replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much!"

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Father: "I hear you skipped school to play football."
Son: "No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it!"




On Dad... Through the Years


4 years: My Daddy can do anything!
7 years: My Dad knows a lot…a whole lot.
8 years: My father does not know quite everything.
12 years: Oh well, naturally Father does not know that either.
14 years: Oh, Father? He is hopelessly old-fashioned.
21 years: Oh, that man-he is out of date!
25 years: He knows a little bit about it, but not much.
30 years: I must find out what Dad thinks about it.
35 years: Before we decide, we will get Dad's idea first.
50 years: What would Dad have thought about that?
60 years: My Dad knew literally everything!
65 years: I wish I could talk it over with Dad once more.