Joke - The End is Near...

The End is Near

Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and
Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the
road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the
ground, that read:

"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"

As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"

From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash.

Rev. Ole turned to Pastor Sven and asked, "Do ya tink maybe DA sign
should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"