The End is Near
Reverend Ole was the pastor of the local Norwegian Lutheran Church and
Pastor Sven was the minister of the Swedish Covenant Church across the
road. I saw them yesterday standing by the road, pounding a sign into the
ground, that read:
"Da End iss Near! Turn Yourself Aroundt Now! Before It's Too Late!"
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled,
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"
From the curve we heard screeching tires and a big splash.
Rev. Ole turned to Pastor Sven and asked, "Do ya tink maybe DA sign
should yust say 'Bridge Out'?"