Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Joke - The Hypnotist...

The Hypnotist

It was entertainment night at the old folk's home.

Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to hypnotize
each and every member of the audience.'"

The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch
from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special
watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch,
watch the watch, watch the watch... "

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its
polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.

"CRAP!" said the hypnotist.

It took three days to clean up the old people's home...

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