Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Joke - Not in Texas Anymore...

I will be posting funnies dedicated to dads for the rest
of the week! Hope you all enjoy! Hugs, Val =)

Not in Texas Anymore...

A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased
his own ranch in Oklahoma. He invited his father out for a visit, and took
him on a tour of the property.

Driving along in the son's pickup truck, a jack rabbit hopped onto the road
in front of them.

The son stopped the truck to let the rabbit pass, and the father queried,
"What in tarnation is that?!"

The son incredulously replied, "That's a jack rabbit, Dad, what did you
think it was?"

The father shrugged and said, "We grow 'em a lot bigger back home in

So they went on and a little farther they came to a few buffalo roaming
the range. The son stopped the truck and the father again said in a
puzzled tone, "What are those?"

The son hesitantly said, "Those are buffalo, Dad; you gotta be kiddin' me,
you really don't recognize them?"

The father answered, "Well, I guess they are kind of familiar - it's just that
we grow 'em so much bigger back in Texas."

The son, a bit disgruntled, drove on in silence. They approached a low part
in the road with marshy wetlands on either side. A large snapping turtle
lumbered onto the road. The father peered intently at the creature and
said, "Now what on earth is that thing?!"

Without missing a beat, the son replied, "wood tick... "

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