According to a reader (thank you!) Cross Trails, TN does not exist.
Although I have seen this particular set of Ten Commandments read
on You Tube. I don't know who the original author is. I would give
credit if I could. If anyone knows, please let me know. Thanks! Val =)
Redneck Ten Commandments
(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)
Some people have trouble with all those 'shalls and shall nots' in
the Ten Commandments...
Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee
they translated the 'King James' into Jackson County language.. no joke!
Posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN...
1. Just one God
2. Put nothin' before God
3. Watch yer mouth
4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
5. Honor yer Ma & Pa
6. No killin'
7. No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
8. Don't take what ain't yers
9. No tellin' tales or gossipin'
10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day.