According to a reader (thank you!) Cross Trails, TN does not exist.
Although I have seen this particular set of Ten Commandments read
on You Tube. I don't know who the original author is. I would give
credit if I could. If anyone knows, please let me know. Thanks! Val =)
Redneck Ten Commandments
(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)
Some people have trouble with all those 'shalls and shall nots' in
the Ten Commandments...
Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in middle Tennessee
they translated the 'King James' into Jackson County language.. no joke!
Posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN...
1. Just one God
2. Put nothin' before God
3. Watch yer mouth
4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
5. Honor yer Ma & Pa
6. No killin'
7. No foolin' around with another fellow's gal
8. Don't take what ain't yers
9. No tellin' tales or gossipin'
10. Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's plain an' simple. Y'all have a nice day.
Just tried to comment. ugh. it ate mine. i'll try to get this one in. but i can't write my other comment back, it was too long, LOL. testing to see if this works...
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Please check with Snopes.com before you post something on the internet! There is no such church called Cross Trails in Gainesboro, TN! Nice name, but it doesn't exist.
ReplyDeleteWe have churches, but not this one!
Thank you,
College Graduate in Gainesboro, TN currently residing in our mountain retreat.
Thank you anonymous reader. I don't like to have incorrect information =)
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